Monday, January 19, 2009

when you write really, really bad dialogue

i am a reader of the blog smart bitches, and they have offered this wonderfully funny link.
http://www.the-isb.com/?p=980
there is some adult content, but i ahve to say- i laughed really hard. i jsut wish i could talk to someone else who has read this, so we can swap jokes.
because this is an all time worst thing ever to say.
now, in real life, i was doing chin ups with some of the guys fromt he ol' fire department. young guys. and three of them did about twenty, i did about ten, good for a women, so good enough, and this one pot bellied kiddo that only dairy queen for lunch did none. none. he couldn't get it up, so to speak. his response, whenthey gave him crap?
of course the women can do more chin ups then me! they're not loaded down with all this muscle!
that was, was, the most stupidest thing i had ever heard. and i have heard some doozies.
now, if someone ran in and said that famous line, in the review, i don't know. i think we would have a runner up.
now consider, why is this in this blog?
BECAUSE YOU WANT YOUR READERS TO THINK ONLY WHAT YOU WANT THEM TO THINK.
and if you think this is an exciting line, really deep and haunted, well, you are so, so so wrong.
becuase i laughed really hard.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

you hack! stop screwing around and finish your next book!
learn to type, twit.